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Coody good for Fayetteville

In a political season more than dominated by a close and highly mediated presidential campaign, it is important to remember the many other elections at stake this November. Among these is the Fayetteville mayoral race between Doug Kuntz, Cyrus Young and incumbent Mayor Dan Coody.…

Human and hellbound

Human and hell-bound Attention all UA students, faculty and staff. If one or more of the following attributes apply to you, Gary "Moses" Bowman has consigned you to hell: drinker, smoker, glutton, breather, hippie, musician, fornicator, sorority member, fraternity member, gay, lesbian, Catholic, Episcopal, Jew, Buddhist, Taoist, Hindu, Muslim, Confucian, atheist, agnostic, pro-choice, anti-gay marriage amendment, Democratic, Republican, blond, brunette, redhead, hunter, fisher, Harry Potter fan, Lord of the Rings fan, Star Trek fan, Star Wars fan, Wizard of Oz fan, pop music fan, movie fan, Irish, sexually active, couch potato, casual dater, partier, speaker of any language other than English, newspaper or magazine subscriber, tax payer, potty mouth, day sleeper, postal carrier, truck driver, drive-thru window attendant, waitress, mall employee, zoo keeper, basket weaver, songwriter, liquor store clerk, student, unwed mother, single father, foreign car driver, consumer, soldier, judge, lawyer, doctor, professor, lover, hater, indifferent party, dissenter, or human being.…

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